Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Open letter to Macys

Dear Macys,

Just wanted to let you know that I entered your Freehold, NJ store on Saturday with every intention of purchasing a bottle of cologne. Sadly, I was left with little alternative but to beat a hasty retreat from the Men's Fragrances section when approximately two-dozen sales people stepped into my path and assaulted my senses with a barrage of testers.