- Brett Myers (assaulted wife on a Boston street)
- Elijah Dukes (admitted to smoking pot, accused of steroid use, has fathered five children by four different women, recently impregnated a 17-year-old foster child, threatened to murder his wife and children)
And now we have Scott Olsen:
AVENTURA, Fla.—Troubled pitcher Scott Olsen of the Florida Marlins was arrested early Saturday after refusing to pull over and getting into a fight with police officers.
Just horrible. I really need to start drafting a better class of people.
On the other hand, I know it's the wrong sport, but is Michael Vick still available?