Sorry soccer, I don't care.
Sorry rest of the world, I hope you enjoy it. I wish you well. I just don't care.
Many years ago, you calibrated the game wrong. The field and goals are too big relative to the size of a human being. It just looks like a bunch of guys running around for an hour and occasionally something threatens to happen.
You won't be hurting for my lack of intrest. Godspeed.